Saturday, July 14, 2012

The Boredom Relief: Andrew Garfield, Ice Cream Sandwiches

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The Boredom Relief: Andrew Garfield, Ice Cream Sandwiches
Jul 15th 2012, 06:18

More people I've seen on Law & Order: SVU: Zoe Saldana, Elizabeth Banks, Lea Thompson (from that lame ABC Family show, Switched at Birth), Abigail Breslin, Milo Ventimiglia, Jane Krakowski, Amy Sedaris.

Andrew Garfield
I had no idea Andrew Garfield was British until today. I bought a gossip magazine at Target for no reason, and there was a little piece about how he and Robert Pattinson hate each other. This immediately turned me from neutral about Andrew Garfield to slightly for Andrew Garfield. He has the skinniest little pencil neck, but I imagine the British accent makes up for it, and that's why Emma Stone is dating him. I also saw something on buzzfeed.com about how great his butt is. He does have some pretty tight little buns. I just can't deal with that neck and that hair cut. I can't tell if he has the hugest skull ever underneath those bouffy tresses, or if he just likes to hang upside down and blow dry his hair in the morning.

I just checked out his filmography and he's been in a bunch of things I've yet to see but have very much wanted to watch. He was in Doctor Who! I'm slowly working my way through the show starting with the earliest episodes I can find on Netflix, so eventually I'll see him on there. Dr. Who is awesome. I think it's badass that Andrew Garfield was in Dr. Who. I think I am becoming a bit of a fan, just in the process of writing this. I'm starting to feel bad for badmouthing his hair. I wonder if I should try to date him? I should probably watch some of his movies first, and wait for Emma Stone to break up with him.


Ice Cream Sandwiches
The other day I went to the freezer to find something to make for my dinner and I spotted two boxes of ice cream sandwiches, one neopolitan and the other cookies and cream. I took a neopolitan one because I wanted the strawberry bit, and ate the whole thing with great satisfaction and relish. It should have been enough to have just the one, but upon licking the last traces of ice cream from my lips and gnawing the chocolate off of my fingers I fatly trotted back to the freezer and took a cookies and cream one. I sat like Jabba the Hutt on his dais, slurping down the ice cream sandwich like it was a bucket of frogs. I felt pretty greedy and bad about myself that day. I didn't go to the freezer for another of the frozen treats until today, where I discovered that both boxes were completely gone.  Now I don't feel bad for inhaling two ice cream sandwiches the other day. I feel completely vindicated, because, if I had not gorged myself, I would have never been able to enjoy both flavors.

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