12/3/2014
Peter Pan Live!
Thursday, Dec. 4 (NBC)
Special: Last year, it was âœThe Sound of Musicâ; in January, itâ™ll be âœThe Music Manâ; tonight, âœPeter Panâ â” NBC canâ™t launch a TV series anymore, but at least they have the high school musical market locked down. As with âœThe Sound of Music,â the hook (ha!) of âœPeter Pan Live!â is the possibility that stars Allison Williams (as Peter Pan) and/or Christopher Walken (as Johnny Depp, er, Captain Hook) will blow a line or fall to their deaths In Real Time, because we are a nation of horrible, horrible people (or musical theater aficionados â” same diff). And, is it just me, or does Williams in boy drag eerily resemble Jason Schwartzman? Probably could have gotten him waaay cheaper.
The Librarians Series Debut: Noah Wyleâ™s TV-movie adventure trilogy never topped the first outing, 2004â™s âœThe Librarian: Quest for the Spearâ; follow-ups âœReturn to King Solomonâ™s Minesâ (serviceable) and âœCurse of the Judas Chaliceâ (terrible) proved that Wyle and producer Dean Devlin couldnâ™t just repeat the same quasi-âœIndiana Jonesâ formula every two years and expect it to stick. Ten-episode series âœThe Librariansâ wisely changes things up by relegating Wyle (as well as returning costars Bob Newhart and Jane Curtain) to the background and introducing a new team of magical-artifact hunters: Rebecca Romijn (as the military-trained muscle), Christian Kane (who usually plays the muscle; here, heâ™s the brain), Lindy Booth (as a genius with heightened senses) and John Kim (as the obligatory tech-hacker). âœThe Librariansâ retains the action and clever twists of the movie franchise, and adds the humorous ensemble friction/camaraderie of Devlinâ™s previous series, the late, great âœLeverage.â Itâ™s a splashy year-end capper to TNTâ™s solid year of new originals (like âœThe Last Shipâ and âœMurder in the Firstâ) and jettisoned dead weight (see ya, âœFranklin & Bashâ).
Mike & Molly
Monday, Dec. 8 (CBS)
Season Premiere: Itâ™s fitting that the worst comedy season ever (R.I.P. âœManhattan Love Story,â âœSelfie,â âœBad Judge,â âœA to Z,â âœMulaney,â âœRed Band Societyâ and âœThe Millersâ) is forcing CBS to call up one of the worst comedies ever to pinch-hit on Monday nights: âœMike & Molly.â Why CBSâ™ audience rejects one laugh-tracked hackfest (in this case, âœThe Millersâ) but embraces another year after year (âœMike & Mollyâ is now entering Season 5) is a mystery right up there with âœThe Big Bang Theoryâ (the TV series and the cosmological model). Fun fact: If you freeze-frame certain scenes, you can see notes Melissa McCarthy has placed around the set reading âœGET ME OFF OF THIS SHOW!â
Sons of Anarchy
Tuesday, Dec. 9 (FX)
Series Finale: The #FinalRide nears the end and, as much as I want it to happen, I doubt âœSons of Anarchyâ will grant my long-held TV wish of concluding a series by killing off the entire cast. No, I predict that Jax (Charlie Hunnam, who finally learned how to act sometime around Season 2 or 3) and most of SAMCRO will live to ride another day in Charming, the most erroneously named town in America. Also, that series closer âœPapaâ™s Goodsâ will run three hours, 70 minutes of it strictly musical montages, followed by a two-hour âœAnarchy Afterwordâ discussion with a bottom-screen crawl of every âœHamlet on Harleys,â âœSopranos on scootersâ and âœCharles in Charge on choppersâ reference ever made by TV critics about âœSOA.â But seriously: Thanks for a fantastic, flawed, exciting and maddening series, Kurt Sutter. CV
DVD Releases
Guardians of the Galaxy
Peter âœStarlordâ Quill (Chris Pratt), along with a tree (Vin Diesel), a raccoon (Bradley Cooper) and a green chick (Zoe Saldana), steals an orb and runs away from an evil supervillain (Lee Pace). Of course itâ™s the biggest movie of 2014. (Marvel/Disney)
The Cabining
A pair of desperate writers have two weeks to finish a horror movie screenplay or lose their funding, so they check into a quiet artistsâ™ retreatâ”no sooner than you can say âœWhoa, meta,â the bodies start piling up. Is this that movie? Dude ⦠(Indican)
Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead
In the follow-up to the 2009 Nazi-zombie classic, Martin (Vegar Hoel) wakes up in a hospital with a new armâ”too bad itâ™s a zombie arm that wants to kill him, which will complicate his vengeance quest. Yet another Obamacare fail. (Well Go USA)
Under the Dome: Season 2
In the second season of the Stephen King adaptation, the townsfolk of Chesterâ™s Mill are still trapped ⦠under the dome. But then they find a way out! Or not! Hereâ™s a mystery girl! Oh, and blood rain! What? Never mind. (Paramount)
You Canâ™t Kill Stephen King
Unrelated, a group of pals attempt to drop in on the author, only to find unfriendly townies who hate outsiders and questions about their famous resident. The pals start getting dead one-by-one, which makes more sense than Under the Dome. (CAV)
More New DVD/VOD Releases (Dec. 9)
Age of Ice, Calvary, Catch Hell, Catdog: The Complete Series, The Claire Sinclair Show, Cruel Tango, Day of the Mummy, Doctor Who: Season 8, Dolphin Tale 2, Family Guy: Vol. 13, Frank, I Origins, Kroll Show: Seasons 1&2, Mork & Mindy: The Complete Series, When the Game Stands Tall
Bill Frost writes about television for Salt Lake City Weekly, talks about it on the TV Tan Podcast (Tuesdays on iTunes and Stitcher), and tweets about it at @Bill_Frost.
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